Kobe Bryant performs hilarious Steve Urkel slam poem on ‘Fallon’

Kobe Bryant performed an ode to Steve Urkel during a recent appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. The Los Angeles Lakers legend clearly has a fondness for the nerd from the hit 1990s sitcom Family Matters.

Bryant’s poem is mainly about Urkel’s ability to transform himself into Stefan Urquelle, using his cool gene.

On the other, Simmons has been aggressive making plays towards the basket rather than settling for the spot-up shots the Rockets are happy giving him.

The Spurs have been 8.4 points per 100 possessions Cheap Echl Jerseys better with Simmons on the court and 10.2 points per 100 possessions worse with him on the bench. The former is second only to Davis Bertans, who has played a total of 21 minutes in this series, for the best on-court differential on the team. The latter is the largest off-court differential. It’s similar to Patrick Beverley — the Rockets are 7.8 points per 100 possessions better with him on the court compared to 7.5 points per 100 possessions worse with him on the bench.

When combined with the other factors, it’ll likely take two to determine if Cheap Elite Jerseys the Spurs can close it out with one more win or if the Rockets bounce back from a 3-2 deficit to advance to the Western Conference finals. A couple of big games from Anderson, Ariza and/or Beverley, for example, could be what the Rockets need to win. Another dominant showing on the offensive glass from Aldridge, though, with some help from Green, Simmons and Ginobili should give the Spurs the firepower they need to take down the Rockets.

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